Doughy Donald

David Letterman interviewed Doughy Donald many times:

I always regarded him as, if you’re going to have New York City, you gotta have a [Doughy Donald]. He was a joke of a wealthy guy. We didn’t take him seriously. He’d sit down, and I would just start making fun of him. He never had any retort. He was big and doughy, and you could beat him up. He seemed to have a good time, and the audience loved it, and that was [Doughy Donald]. Beyond that, I remember a friend in the PR business told me that he knew for a fact — this was three or four presidential campaigns ago — that [Doughy Donald] would never run for president; he was just monkeying around for the publicity. So I assumed that was the story and now it turns out he’s the president. Now, who owns New York?

Source: Vulture