Dank Dark Donald

[Dank Dark Donald] has provided a dark, dank hole into which these folks can dump whatever it is they’re mad about. Even contradictory views, since [Dank Dark Donald] frequently changes viewpoint in midsentence, can happily nest there, swelling and breeding like poison fungus.

Most of what [Dank Dark Donald] is selling shouldn’t convince a distracted 12-year-old, and certainly it’s hard to see how a conniving real estate tycoon represents the average person, but those are the people he has made the greatest inroads with. It certainly isn’t due to his sterling personality. He always seems like the mean little boy whose last fun moment was beating his pet hamster to death with a chair leg.

Source: Joe R. Lansdale

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